Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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