I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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