i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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