well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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