There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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