i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
