david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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