He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
