The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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