i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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