New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
