There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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