shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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