I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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