Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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