well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The uberlube is also flammable
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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