There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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