just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just want nice things and good sex
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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