You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
