I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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