But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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