Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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