yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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