She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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