Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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