Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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