yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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