the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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