We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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