i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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