AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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