Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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