He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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