I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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