He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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