YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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