i wish starbucks made bloody marys
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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