Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Sponge bath it is.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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