I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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