I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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