I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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