people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I am one with the molecules
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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