i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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