You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm sobbing to NWA
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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