I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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