Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
