their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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