I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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