i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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