so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
