I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
